If ..

From Doomgurl:

If I were a stone, I would be: granite
If I were a tree, I would be: karri
If I were a bird, I would be: sulphur crested cockatoo
If I were a machine, I would be:
If I were a tool, I would be: screw driver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: carnation
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunshine
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: pegasus
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: horse
If I were a color, I would be: aqua
If I were an emotion, I would be: depression
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato
If I were a sound, I would be: pinggg
If I were an Element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: WRX
If I were a song, I would be: Dance Magic
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: liz
If I were a movie, I would be: The Princess Bride
If I were a food, I would be: meat
If I were a place, I would be: Sydney
If I were a material, I would be: velvet
If I were a taste, I would be: sugar
If I were a scent, I would be: jasmine
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a word, I would be: stress
If I were an object, I would be: candle
If I were a body part I would be: eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: maths
If I were a cartoon character I would be: astroboy
If I were a shape I would be a: star
If I were a number I would be: 1
If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:00
If I were a planet I would be: Earth
If I were a sea animal I would be: dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bean bag
If I were a sin I would be: greed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Neil Armstrong
If I were a liquid I would be: Baileys