Kazza the Blank One

My neighbour has a full-on menagerie.  As well as her goat (Goat!) there are two doggies (Petal and Reggie) which are meant to be guard dogs but would only ever lick you to death. There's a four foot tank in the garage with a blue tongue lizard.  Inside there's a tank with three frogs (don't know what sort) and another huge tank with eight gorgeous green tree frogs.