Gold

So the price of gold is trading at over $1000USD/ounce.

*yay*

For years whenever I paid attention it was around the $300-$400 mark.  Then just as we're getting engaged, the price skyrockets.

So now our wedding rings are going to cost a small fortune.

*yay*

btw, thinking all of this is far too hard and expensive.  Shoulda just eloped.