Frigging Smile!

So I borrowed a couple of wedding magazines off Jess last night. The one thing that really annoys me about them is the models don't frigging smile! Almost the entire content of the magazines are "glamorous" but basically unhappy-looking barbie dolls, with impossible proportions. Really quite irritating.

I did have to do a double take when I got to one photo and went .. hang on .. I was just there.. it was taken in the bar of the Bavarian Bier Cafe..!

I'm gonna look nothing like a modern-day bride. At least not like in the fancy-shmancy magazines...