How to recognise a rotten day

From the archives of Kazza's life .....

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards - and it fits better.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You wake up to discover your waterbed broke and then realise you don't have a waterbed.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.

Author unknown ... but troubled