I'd be a Seagull

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I've memed about this before, but I've changed my mind. I think if I were going to be an animal, I'd be a seagull. I mean look at all the things they have going for them:

  • They look good
    I mean how many animals can be such good scavengers and still look as good as they do?
  • They can soar
    These birds are designed for flight. They can soar for as long as they like with next to no effort at all.
  • They can swim
    This bird has it all - they can fly, walk on land *and* swim! How good is that!?
  • They can eat *anything*
    I could live on any diet I liked as a seagull and still survive

    They're just an all-round great animal. I think I'd be a seagull if I could be an animal.

    Seagull

  • 6 Comments

    Bo Peep's Sheep said:

    Except for the lice. I'm sure you would want to be a lice free seagull.

    June 6, 2005 11:54 AM

       

    kazza said:

    oh yes, of course I'd be a very clean bird :)

    June 6, 2005 1:13 PM

       

    Fiona said:

    and they're annoying :\ but maybe you wanna be hated by the masses :p

    June 6, 2005 8:48 PM

       

    yvonne said:

    And they are loud. Mineminemineminemineminemine
    I agree that they are a very good looking bird.

    June 7, 2005 12:50 AM

       

    kazza said:

    Mine! Mine! Mine!
    hehehehe

    that's ok, I'm hated by the masses as it is anyway :)

    June 7, 2005 6:18 AM

       

    Leia said:

    Whoa!!! I have never met anyone else who wanted to be a seagull if they could be any animal. I've been saying this for years.

    Additional good things:
    -Huge compared to other birds-- can fight off most other bird species for food or whenever needed.
    -Wicked stabbing beak.
    -Can live pretty much anywhere, even if no water is nearby.

    High five.

    May 31, 2007 3:42 PM

       

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