On a Lighter Note

I normally throw real estate ads straight into the recycling without even taking them upstairs, but I was in a hurry the other day so just took everything with me without sorting it. I was just cleaning it out now, and found this bit of silliness at the end of it:

GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN becomes BEST IN PRAYER
THE MORSE CODE becomes HERE COME THE DOTS
SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY
SNOOZE ALARMS becomes ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT becomes I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES becomes THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE
and the grand finale:
MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER